This little chick is on a rotary phone. Doesn't that bring back memories?
In 1945, when my family moved back to Minnesota from California, we stayed with my Aunt Gusta and Uncle Obert out on their farm near Appleton MN. Rural Electrification (REA) had not reached them as they lived on a lonely road that dead ended at a river. There were just two farms a mile apart.
I was only five but I remember the kerosene lantern suspended over the big round dinner table near the iron cook stove. A basket of corn cobs for fuel sat next to the imposing stove. Aunt Gusta would lift out the round lids to the "fire box" to stoke it up and cook breakfast for her family of seven and our family of six. What an effort it must have been for her! We ate oatmeal out of china bowls with fresh warm milk just brought in from the barn.
After several weeks, Dad found a job and a house to rent in Worthington. We moved to an old farmhouse that had electricity (but no indoor plumbing or central heat). We also had a telephone on the dining room wall. It was on a 10-party rural line, so when you picked up the receiver to make a call there might be someone on the line. We could easily listen in on neighbors calls--this was called rubber-necking and was considered only slightly naughty.
Anyway, after the REA finally reached Obert and Gusta's farmplace, they could modernize and use milking machines and no longer have to milk by hand. They now got their first telephone. The phone was a huge old fashioned type mounted on the outside wall of the lean-to porch off the kitchen. Like ours, it was on a party line. To make a call, they had to turn a little crank on the side to get an operator and then ask for the number. But, they had finally joined the NEW AGE.
The next big improvement on phones was to add the dial so you could place a call without going through an operator. That was the Rotary Dial telephone. Since there was no operator to intercept or screen calls, kids could now begin the practice of making crank calls. My siblings and I were no exceptions.
Three of our favorites were:
- "Is this the lady who washes?" ... "No"... "Well, you dirty pig!"
- "Is your refrigerator running?"... "Yes"..."Well, you better go catch it!"
- "Do you have Prince Albert in the can?"..."Yes"..."Well, you better let him out!"
(If these don't make sense to you, ask a more "mature" person.)