You're a true Minnesotan if:
You're proud we make the national news 75 times a year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the country.
Your Dairy Queen is closed November through March.
You know several people who have hit a deer with their car.
When someone says, "Uff da!" you look to see what happened, and you always smile when someone mentions Ole and Lena.You consider 0 degrees Fahrenheit just another cold day.
You know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Road Construction season.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
You carry battery jumper cables in your trunk and the whole family knows how to use them.