"The hope in a two-party system is that the party of 2 + 2 = 3 and the party of 2 + 2 = 5 can carve out a compromise."
First Rule of Political Debate: "If there's no proof, deny it. And if proof turns up, deny you denied it."
Heard in a Washington DC confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed."
And one of my favorites:
"Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true."